The Girl is STILL sick... and she coughs until she barfs. Tonight, I put her down... no, like to SLEEP... she's not THAT sick... weirdos...
Anyway, I put her BED, and realized her hand smelled like strawberry vomit from the last time she puked, conveniently right out of the bath and fresh into her pajamas. And I thought, "Hm. That kinda smells nice."
I LIKED THE SMELL OF HER BARF.
And in the moment I realized I had a preference for the fruits I'd feed my kid when she is sick, I thought again: Mommy is really neverevereverever getting laid again. I'm too far gone to the mom side to ever get my seksi on.
Please Universe. No more barf. I want some seksi to grow back for Sunday. You know, for when I'm playing Boggle with Josh while my toddler runs around us. Oy.
Oh my...the smell of barf...hahaha
ReplyDeleteCant wait to read about my err your date with Josh
Can't wait to read about the Josh date :). And hope the girly gets better ASAP! Poor girl!!!
ReplyDeleteYou're not too far gone. You will get laid again..... After all, you are SMILF!
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